this is my favorite thing on the internet rn
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it